i do not want to have children because
- pregnancy horrifies me
- i will NEVER be ready for that kind of responsibility
- i would end up calling child services on their first day of kindergarten when i find out their new friends are named Gamzee, Castiel, and Twilight Sparkle
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
all right here’s the best picture-nominated video I made
I can get this ridiculous thing screened at an actual hollywood film festival if it keeps getting views so please watch this thing
Playing modded Skyrim on our TV and my cat thought it was real. She followed a butterfly on the screen for five minutes.
This husky is trying SO HARD to play with this cat.
And the cat is like NO o_o
I AM VERY, VERY BOTHERED
Relationship Status: Disgrace
Sexual Orientation: Evil as plain as the scar on my face
Me: are these skinny jeans men’s or women’s?
Me: *sticks hands in pockets*
Me: and we have the answer
Just in case